The
Cracked
Cudgel
✷ Tavern and Levemete ✷
Slice of Life - Adventure
Balmung: Lavender Beds, Ward 26 Subdivision, Plot 48
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About
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Menu
Have a look at our modest menu!All "prices" are IC, but tips are appreciated!
APPETIZERS
Boiled Egg (1) or (3) - A boiled chicken's egg served with a pinch of salt on the side.Deviled Egg (1) or (3) - Boiled eggs stuffed with creamed egg yolk and fish paste.Fruit Dish - Sliced banana, sliced watermelon, Lowland grapes, and pineapple slices.Raptor Miq'abob - A skewer of raptor breast and peppers that has been grilled to perfection.Dark Pretzel - A traditional Dunesfolk bread twisted into the shape of a knot and sprinkled generously with coarse-ground salt before being baked to a deep brown.
SMALL DISHES
Cheese Board - A delectable dish for the person that's love cheese. Yak cheese, cheddar, and Longstop brie paired with Lowland grapes, mirror apple slices, and slices of fresh baguette.Sautéed Porcini - Fragrant porcini mushrooms sliced and sautéed in butter.Beet Soup - Sliced magma beets and lean loaghtan meat slow-cooked with vegetables and served with a dollop of rich sour cream on the side.Lentils and Chestnuts - A stew consisting of Lalafellin lentils and Gridanian chestnuts boiled in sour red wine.Popoto Pancakes - A pancake dish made of ground Dalamud popotoes, served with puréed mirror apples.
ENTREE
Priestly Omelette - A favorite of the Vault's priests. Whisked dodo eggs fried in butter that is given fistful of shredded cheese and mushrooms to further enhance the dish's richness.Grilled Sweetfish - A simple dish created by piercing a lightly salted fresh sweetfish with a sharpened stick and slowly roasting it over an open flame.Royal Eggs - A dish consisting of an Ishgardian muffin sliced into halves and topped with salmon, a poached egg, and a creamy yellow sauce made from butter and egg yolks.Buckler Stew - A hearty dish of meat and vegetables simmered in a shallow pot, Ala Mhigan style.Spaghetti Carbonara - Tender wheat noodles slathered in a rich sauce made from egg yolks and pungent cheese.Archon Burger - A Sharlayan-styled beef burger with all the toppings to go with it.Skybuilder Special - A bit of everything! This hearty meal comes with a serving of steamed bomba rice, a mixed green salad, a Priestly Omelette, and Spaghetti Carbonara. A good meal to split with the whole table!
DESSERT
Sohm Al Tart - A traditional Ishgardian cake made up of several stacked layers tapered to resemble Sohm Al, a peak sacred to the Dravanians. Ishgardians believe that devouring the mountain will grant them fortune in their struggle with the dragons.Rolanberry Shaved Ice - A heaping mound of the purest ice harvested from atop the mountains of Coerthas, shaved and drizzled in multicolored rolanberry syrup.Persimmon Pudding - A rich steamed dessert made with puréed persimmons and eggs.Rolanberry Cheesecake - Rich cheesecake slathered in a sticky, sweet rolanberry compote.
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
Coffee - Aromatic coffee brewed by the time-honored pour-over method.Fruit Juices (Orange and Apple) - Freshly squeezed juices to drink to your heart's content.Ishgardian Tea - Rather than adding milk to boiling water that has been infused with tea leaves, as is the fashion in lower Eorzea, Ishgardian tea is brewed by boiling yak milk and letting dried Coerthan tea leaves seep right into the hot liquid.Thavnairian Chai - This milky Near Eastern tea is infused with cinnamon of peerless quality for a flavorsome kick.Iced Black Tea - Black tea chilled with chunks of ice and served in a tall glass.Hot Chocolate - A sweet beverage made of milk, cocoa powder and sugar commonly drunk in the Holy See.Frozen Spirits - A cool concoction made by fermenting cloud bananas and Old World figs, freezing them with ice crystals, then mashing and mixing the fruit into a slush-like consistency. Good for a sore throat!Milk - Chilled yak milk served in a tall glass.
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
BEER
Coerthan Oatmeal Stout - A rich oatmeal and chocolate stout perfect for a cold night.O'Ghomorran Mead - Aged honey liquor made from Vylbrand wildflower honey.Gyr Abanian Gose - A sour and salty beer sourced from Ala Mhigo.Mun-Tuy Brew - A brew made of fermented bean mash, sourleaf nectar, and various other Shroud ingredients that seems to instill vigor in those who drink it, though the brew itself reeks something fierce. Only for the brave of heart.
WINE
Mulled Wine - A pungent infusion of red zinfandel wine and a mix of herbs and spices that are heated and served in a modest cup.Twice-Mulled Wine - Wine that is cooled after its first mulling and allowed to sit for a fortnight before mulling a second time with a fresh muslin bag of spices.Caelumtree Wine - A wine that utilizes several rather unique ingredients, including the sweet juices of the caelumtree fruit. The resulting alcoholic beverage ensnares the senses with its full-bodied flavor and delightful aroma. Vath-made and a favorite of the Convictors!Lowland White - This white wine made from the green lowland grapes of La Noscea is said to have a bold citrus flavor with hints of apple, pear and cinnamon.
MISCELLANEOUS LIQUORS
Spiced Cider - A warmed jug filled with piquant apple juice mulled with zested ginger and cloves, complete with a stick of cinnamon.Daniffen's Joy - A rare, expensive intoxicant made with the water from the Weeping Saint. Sweet and iceless even in deep winter!
Leves
Leves are self-DMed events that pair two or more random characters together to go out into the world to solve a problem that someone is facing. This can range from escort duty in Gyr Abania to helping deal with a wicked sickness that seeks to spread throughout Othard. There are leves for all skillsets, so be sure to seek out the right ones for your characters!For a list of all active leves, please join the Cudgel's Discord server and check the leveboard channel. From there, you'll have full access to all jobs currently available to players as well as have the opportunity to post and host leves of your own!
